I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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