i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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