Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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