I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
