Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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