so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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