She said her name was "party"
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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