Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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