DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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