seriously i just wanna be friends
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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