butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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