one might say we're banned from that church
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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