At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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