so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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