i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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