He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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