yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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