At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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