The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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