Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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