there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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