Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Who died my cat blue again?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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