so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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