he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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