Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Come share oat with me in your robe
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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