For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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