exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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