I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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