did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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