Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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