It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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