these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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