I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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