he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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