i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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