why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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