is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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