It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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