i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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