One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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