guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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