how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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