Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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