I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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