Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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