is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
