i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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