just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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