i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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