Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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