wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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