It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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