i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Buhtt sex?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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