hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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