he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees