Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.